Saturday, February 27, 2010

Sex Addiction?

Is there such a thing as 'sex addiction'?

If there is, can it only happen when you can caught? I can't get close enough to Tiger Woods and Ashley Cole to check.

Wikipedia says "Sexual addiction refers to a phenomenon in which individuals report being unable to manage their sexual behavior. It has also been called "sexual dependency," and "sexual compulsivity."
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So when Tiger met Joslyn James and the dozen like her, he was unable to manage his sexual behaviour.

Yeah right!

Ok now, if there is such a thing, how does rehab work. I understand they have this 14 steps or so of like detoxification. You are not supposed to have sex. Absolutely no masturbation. Its like they wean you off a drug addiction. Yah, cold turkey!

Do you know if the pharmaceutical companies are working hard in their labs to come up with a counter Viagra. Let's see, can we name it Argaiv? Looks and sounds cool.

Maybe it would be yellow in color. So like if you see a girl like this in Sungei Wang, and if you are unfortunately being afflicted with this condition, you retrieve from your pocket and pop this yellow little pill into your mouth. Then close your eyes and look retarded for 15 minutes and walla, you're okay. Of course, by now the chick would have gone. She won't be still standing like this and staring at you. And remember about the masturbation abstinence part.
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.Be careful though. Enough of these self medication may very likely turn you gay!
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Can a woman be afflicted with this unfortunate condition as well?
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"No Mr Husband/Boyfriend, that good looking hunk does not mean anything to me. Now that you caught me, I must admit I have this sex addiction problem that I have been hiding from you. Really, I was with him for the sex only.
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Yes, I think I should check into rehab like some celebrity. You can pay ahr?"

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